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Cossy Orjiakor Insures B**bs For $1.6 M, People To Pay Before Touch/See - "I Did it to Spite Stella Oduah"f

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Nollywood actress and self-styled vixén, Cossy Orjiakor struck gold yesterday when an American company agreed to insure her signature bósoms for $1.6 million dollars. The company, Enhanced Silicón Inc. famous for insuring the bosóms of Pamela Anderson and Dolly Parton agreed to the deal just before Cossy Orjiakor’s recent birthday bash, where she displayed her endowments for the world to see. The star will travel to Los Angeles in two weeks to sign on the dotted lines. “I specifically asked for $1.6 million,” Cossy told our reporter, “to show Stella Oduah that you don’t have to misuse public funds to get what you want.” As part of the deal awaiting her signature, there will be limits on how many men and women touch her bósoms each month. Also, the bósoms have all been given names and must now be treated as people in future movie roles. That means that Enhanced Silicon Inc. will determine how much a movie producer will pay each bosóm for an appearance in a movie.

PHOTO: [S*xy] or [Stupid]

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 seriously everyone is it proper for a lady to send nude pix of her to her male contacts? Serious question for everyone.... Is it proper for a Lady to send n*de pictures of herself to a guy who she is not engaged to? - See more at: http://ellist.com/ng/forum/3555/photo-s-xy-or-stupid#sthash.TsD3IKV0.dpuf

Cultist Attack Residents In Lagos As Member Regains Freedom From Prison

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Hoodlums suspected to be cult members, on Tuesday attacked residents of Akoka, Lagos State robbing them of their valuables. The hoodlums, numbering over 50 also destroyed over 10 cars in the attack which was said to have lasted for about 30 minutes. According to report, trouble started after one Balogun aka small Japron who was released from prison under controversial circumstances held a birthday and welcome party at Kayode Market Street and some of the thugs at the party, proceeded to Solanke and Adenuga Kajero streets to wreck havoc. According to one of the resident, Ayowole, they had informed the police ahead of the party when they got gist about it and so they were surprised when they saw the hoodlums operating freely without police intervention. Some of the victims said that the hoodlums were armed with guns and cutlasses and attacked many shops on the affected streets, while also robbing pedestrians, adding that it was after the hoodlums had left that policeme

Outcome of FG & ASUU meeting: FG to give varsities N1.1tn in 5yrs

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Very late Monday night November 4th, President Jonathan met with officials of the Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, over the on-going strike. After the meeting, ASUU officials said they would relay the outcome of the meeting later this week after consulting with other members of their board. The Union has not made an official statement yet but Punch is reporting that a key component of the agreement reached by the parties after the meeting was that the Federal Government would  inject N1.1trillion into public universities in the next five years. They said the federal government would release N220billion yearly into the sector beginning from 2014. For the outgoing year, the government will only release N100bn and this has been processed. They also said the strike would be called off anytime next week. Halleluyah!